"Where is it?", Island Boy inquired. I explained that the spider was hiding in the crack.
He wanted to know more about what kind of spider it was and why it was making a web. We explained. That was yesterday. Today, the web had grown and I decided I'd had enough of the spider. We called in Daddy, aka Spider Removal Expert.
Daddy escorted the spider safely outside. Once outside, Island Boy gave us a detailed commentary about the incident.
"Daddy said it was a house spider and put it outside. The Crack Spider made a web and Mommy didn't like it. The Crack Spider is outside now." That pretty much sums it up!