Dear Judge

Dear Judge,

We could really use a decree or two from you, so please consider rifling through your stack of cases, finding all of your adoption cases and expediting them. The families affected by those cases will all be thrilled to hear word from you. Us especially. As it stands, our family tally is down 2 for the year rather than up 1, so we'd love your help in righting the tally soon.

Respectfully,
A Waiting Family